Teacher's Day Special

Actually I thought I did do a write up for teachers' day,but some how... it didn't exisit. Maybe I did it in my dream or something. To make up for it, I'll post a lame joke for you guys to figure:

"What kind of potato always says no?"

the answer will be posted soon enough~ meanwhile, you guys who cannot figure the answer can try asking your friends or relatives for help. After all, you've got unlimited use of your contacts for this purpose! Oh and... Happy belated teachers' day to all of you people out there, because I believe that everyone is a teacher, to everyone

^.^ enjoying my waste of blog space? Haven't had much inspirational thoughts recently.. while waiting, visit me on fB and watch videos I post here and there?

1st Day oF 7th Month

It's finally here! The day that no one anticipates and looks forward to. Maybe I should change it to no living should normally look forward to at least. Ghost hunters and people like them might actually be in favor of this season but that's not really the topic today.

Metaphors are fun:
On such an unearthly day, people our normally flock home early to avoid nags from the elder generation (a tradition that has questionable survivability over this modern age with its simply "ignorant" Z-generation), but a particular blur nerd happens to wonder off into the darkness of the night still in his search of himself. When the darkness was darkened deeper by the ironically white clouds shrouding the lone light desperately fighting the overwhelming darkness, "run home" seemed to be the only rational option. Fleeing to back to the doorsteps of a familar apartment located high up in the freshest airs, he rummaged through his belongings only to find a vital piece of his carefully orchestrated puzzle, "Night's End", missing. Not wanting to create a scene, he created a nest for himself with whatever he had and stared blankly at the modern device that could have ended his misery. "Damn, hot night," he spoke to himself as the nonexistent cool night air stood still. His gadget failed to respond to his futile attempt to get aid. For a moment, electricity seemed to have conquered the world and humans with their reliance of their children...

Moral of story: Don't forget to bring your key out and charge your handphone deh...
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Updates to bLoG!

Its an addition to my senselessly empty blog! Most people call it recommended links, I call it bLuRnerD 好介绍！Hope all you readers out there will benefit from this additional feature, be able to get more stuff and so on and so forth~ so click click! ^_^

Oh, if you wan your site to be featured and recommended to people, send to link (somehow, i dunno how) to me, and I'll review it to see if its worthy to be posted here! *haha*

History...

Was browsing through my photos folder when I noticed a pretty old picture that I've used as an msn picture before a couple of years before. One of the pictures that I would have put into my blog if i actually had one then...

That used to be all I had to eat in the middle of the night, hence freshman survival kit as seen in the background (haha.... its just a good coincidence that the card that NTU provided dumb freshies with when we were tossed into campus life), until when my world known as Singapore introduced something called MacDelivery 24hrs! After that, I no longer had to depend on poor dry rations as such and could feast on healthy food if consumed in moderation as claimed by the big M. It was amazing how much healthier I got with nightly gorging of Mac Spicyand its predecessor, Mac Spicy Double! I have no idea where I'm actually going with this post, but I'm going to end it here~ Enjoy!

THE KING OF POP IS DEAD!

Well... what's new? I would have said it would have been something that was to come eventually, just a matter of how soon. Just like the King of Rock and Roll. But boy did he leave a legacy behind. He had all sorts of things. Great music, great dancing, great money(who on earth would deny this first 3), great fashion sense(praises to everything he wears in his "cooler" MTVs especially his black shoe with white socks fashion statement), great scandals and undoubtably, great "love".

Anyway, this short post is just a tribute to him. Some people seriously hated him I would say, but I would say is give the dead man some forgiveness. Anyway, a post i saw online was pretty funny, so i decided to post it here nevertheless:
*** THEY WILL MELT HIS BODY, EXTRACT ALL THE PLASTIC, MAKE LEGO BLOCKS OUT OF IT, AND FINALLY KIDS WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH HIM NOT THE OTHER WAY ****

PS: a little tribute to MJ's great music~ i'm adding one of his all time greatest hits to my play list. Watch out for it!

Fan Manual Are Confusing!

Recently, there was an addition to the family of electronics at my humble home. Its called a stand fan. Thou its not the first, it definitely came with some wacky instructions in its manual. Figured that its note worthy material, I've decided to blog it down for fun~

here goes~

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:
-To protect against electric shock, do not place fan in window, immerse unit, plug or cord in water, or spray liquids. (who in the right state of mind would actually immerse the fan? make it cooler?)

-Do not operate the fan in the presence of explosive and/or flammable fumes. (Shouldn't they change this one to "Stay away from explosive and flammable fumes as they CAN potentially kill you with or without the fan")

WARNING: To reduce the risk of fire or electrical shock, DO NOT USE THIS FAN WITH ANY SOLID STATE SPEED CONTROL DEVICE. (What in the world are solid state speed control devices?!?)

NOTE:
This appliance is not intended for use by persons with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities, (makes sense till here) or lack experience and knowledge, unless they have been given supervision or instruction concerning the use of the appliance by a person responsible for their safety. (Great... so you actually need qualifications to operate a fan nowadays. So I guess I'd need to attend a course or maybe have experience in fan operations for 2 years before I'm allowed to use this fan?)
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Hope you enjoyed another of my rare posts~ ^.^

阳光美少年

Nice title for a post? Someone interesting actually said i can go and be 阳光美少年. Hard to believe right? Somehow, that brought me onto a hype, and have been advertising myself as that on both msn and here. Maybe I should move it to facebook too just to create the impact on my life. *wahah* as if... I wonder how many of you people out there would actually agree to that... as in agree that I am 阳光美少年~ *heh~*

Maybe people who got thoughts on this post can post some comments or rant out on the little chat box on the right >>>>>>>>>>>